Punked out for the Snowdown Fashion Do’s & Don’ts, Anne Dickson prepares to take to the runway Wednesday at the Exhibition Hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds.
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Chris Wright walks the runway Wednesday at the Exhibition Hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds with his group called Steampunk Hunk.
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Shaleen Hood, aka “Stoner Steamroller,” walks the runway of the Snowdown Fashion Do’s & Don’ts at the Exhibition Hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds on Wednesday.
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A jilted fairy? Baudi Shellnut awaits his turn on the runway of the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts at the exhibition hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds Wednesday. He was dressed for the part of Steampunkl Drag Queen Fairy. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
Punked out for the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts, Anne Dickson prepares to take to the runway at the exhibition hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
"Donatella", Linda Mannix, awaits her turn on the runway of the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts at the exhibition hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds Wednesday. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
Peti Hunt awaits her turn on the runway of the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts at the La Plata County Fairgrounds Wednesday. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
"Stoner Steamroller", Shaleen Hood walks the runway of the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts at the La Plata County Fairgrounds Wednesday. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
Hazel Owen walks the runway of the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
Punked out for the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts,Chris Wright walks the runway at the exhibition hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds with his group called Steampunk Hunk . Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
The audience for this years Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts,applaud participants walking the runway at the the La Plata County Fairgrounds. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
Therese Teiber stands on a chair to get a better view of the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts at the exhibition hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds Wednesday. Photo by Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
Hazel Owen walks the runway of the Snowdown Fashion Do's & Don'ts at the exhibition hall of the La Plata County Fairgrounds Wednesday. She was part of the group "Motley Crew". Photo Shaun Stanley/DURANGO HERALD
It was impossible to leave this year’s steampunk-themed Fashion Do’s and Don’ts – where many prominent, respectable members of the community frolicked on stage in states of near-nudity – without an enhanced respect for alcohol.
At 11:30 a.m., the parking lot at La Plata County Fairgrounds was packed to the gills. Several latecomers were forced to leave their cars at the Durango Recreation Center and teeter over to the Fairgrounds in thigh-high leather boots with 3-inch heels. Though three such stragglers were seen walking along the highway, motorists seemed to understand that their attire was simply part of Snowdown, with none pulling over to inquire about hourly rates.
By noon inside the Fairgrounds, the bar was overrun by hordes of vaguely sober adults. Judging from costumes, sartorial commitment to this year’s steampunk theme was nearly total.
For instance, due to the ubiquity of non-prescription goggles, many vision-impaired festival-goers found it hard to physically maneuver, causing scores of people to bump into tables, chairs and fellow guests.
As in previous years, little of what happened at this year’s Do’s and Don’ts can be printed in a family newspaper.
Many older men sported monocles, black waistcoats and chunky gold jewelry, looking as Mr. Monopoly might if his portfolio of properties consisted solely of brothels.
As usual, breasts – a traditional area of strength for Snowdown costumes – loomed large at Do’s and Don’ts.
Indeed, thanks to innumerable corsets, La Plata County Fairgrounds boasted its own indoor mountain range.
The haberdashery on display at Do’s and Don’ts was exceptional. Looking over the crowd’s attire, for every two threadbare breasts – and, again, these were numerous – there were at least three heads bedecked with architecturally impressive hats – some tiny, some tall, some feathered, some Victorian-era, some top hats and a small but assertive minority of bowlers.