10:32 a.m. A male defecated in a gutter behind Freenotes Harmony Park, 194 Bodo Drive.
2:22 p.m. Two homeless men were passing pills between each other by Louisa’s Movie House, 24 Town Plaza.
5:07 p.m. Customers at Cerda 7 Cantina Y Comida, 639 Main Ave., refused to pay their tab. Police made an arrest.
12:49 a.m. An intoxicated female stumbled toward a car at the Valle de Merced Apartments, 800 Goeglein Gulch Road.
La Plata County Sheriff’s Office
5:04 p.m. Someone reported a suspicious person walking around their property, 3505 County Road 502, with a flashlight.
6:38 p.m. A black cow was in the road at the intersection of county roads 228 and 229.
Firefighters and medics responded to 16 calls Wednesday, including three fire alarms, a gas odor investigation and a brush fire.
Most items in this column are taken from logs of calls made to authorities. Their accuracy may not have been verified by an investigation.