12:39 p.m. An intoxicated male was staggering and almost fell down a riverbank in Schneider Park, 950 Roosa Ave.
8:42 p.m. An intoxicated male was sitting in the road in the 400 block of East Third Avenue and almost got hit by a vehicle.
9:18 p.m. Someone reported people partying in a room at Spanish Trails Inn & Suites, 3141 Main Ave., who refused to leave.
9:52 p.m. An intoxicated male was stumbling around before getting into a vehicle in Town Plaza. Police made an arrest.
12:35 a.m. Someone reported five people were driving around and possibly stealing items off of front porches along Eastlawn Avenue. Police made an arrest.
Firefighters and medics responded to 14 calls Wednesday, including five traffic accidents, two falls, two assaults and a sick person.
Most items in this column are taken from logs of calls made to authorities. Their accuracy may not have been verified by an investigation.