Check out these two signs posted on a wall at the Durango Public Library. Are they inclusive? Waiting and wondering. Thanks! – John Williamson
Action Line is a huge fan of our Athenaeum, which features several dictionaries in which you can look up the word “Athenaeum.”
Just to be an open book, Action Line must disclose his former service on the library advisory board and current status as a card-carrying member of Friends of the Public Library.
Then, turn the page to the Demonstration Garden adjacent to the library. Action Line is a fanatical supporter of horticultural literacy.
This should speak volumes about Action Line’s pro-library bias.
So naturally, the signs are merely perfunctory and preventive posterior postings.
For elucidation on that alliteration, we turn to our good friend Sandy Irwin, director of the Durango Public Library.
“Absolutely, we are a place where everyone is welcome,” she assured, pointing out that “inclusiveness” is the top value listed in the library’s strategic plan.
“But we do have some basic rules.”
These are spelled out in the code of conduct, posted inside the library and online at durangopubliclibrary.org.
Action Line won’t belabor the details, other than say they prohibit patrons from being complete jerks, boorish louts and/or criminals.
As for the outside signs, “I’m certain they were put up when library opened in 2008,” Sandy said.
That explains the prohibition on the scourge that was rollerblading.
Skateboards still show up at the library. But in a good way.
“You see a lot kids walking in with skateboards. The kids tuck their boards away and do homework or read. We’re glad they’re here,” Sandy said.
Although skateboarding isn’t allowed on campus, you find How To Be A Skateboard Champion in juvenile nonfiction.
Talk about inclusive.
While drugs, tobacco and weapons are verboten, the library offers vast amounts of information about those very things.
For instance, an online search of the library’s collection shows 325 items for the subject “drugs.” These include books, music/audio/CDs, e-books and VHS/DVDs.
“Tobacco” has but 38 listings, but search for “weapons” shows the library with 339 items for check out.
Just to be clear, there are no actual weapons for check out, just information and media.
As for the subject “rollerblading,” there’s but one library listing.
It’s for a children’s book called No More Dead Dogs and features this wonderful synopsis:
“Wallace Wallace hates the book, ‘Old Shep, My Pal.’ His reasons – it’s boring and he’s tired of dog stories because the dog always dies. In his book report he writes that his favorite part is on the last page where it says, ‘The End.’
“Forced into detention, Wallace has a chance to witness rehearsals for the school play, which happens to be ‘Old Shep, My Pal.’
“Watching the drama take shape, he can’t help but make suggestions. All the play needs is a rollerblading dog catcher, a stuffed animal glued to a remote-controlled car, a moped disguised as a Harley and some choreographed dance numbers with live rock tunes.”
Indeed, our public library achieves its mission: “Enriching the community by providing an environment where information abounds, ideas flow and imagination thrives.”
But there’s one irksome thing – the sign about drugs, tobacco and weapons. The city needs a copy editor.
A correct sign should read thusly: “This is a drug-, tobacco- and weapon-free campus.”
It’s called suspensive hyphenation for compound modifiers, with “free” being the attributive word for drug, tobacco and weapon.
A quick search of library resources for “punctuation” includes 32 results, including English Grammar for Dummies and The Chicago Manual of Style.
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