I must preface my opening paragraph with tongue firmly planted in my cheek as the Olympics are upon us, and the International Olympic Committee essentially shuttered the demonstration sports back in 1992.
On a serious note, I believe golf should be made a bona fide Olympic entry in 2016. Just think of it you could have five circled holes, as in the configuration of the Olympic rings, on each green. Each color has a designated bonus value, thus cutting strokes off each holes score.
Lets face it the golf concept is no more absurd, then deliberately throwing a badminton competition.
And how do you throw badminton? Eliminating the nylon threading in the racket? Oh, I have invented a new sport giant bubbles with webless badminton rackets. Mr. Welk would be proud.
Now for more grounded activities:
Hillcrest Golf Club
The Hillcrest Junior Golf Championship, July 30-31:
Boys Championship Flight
1. Bo Ward, 157.
2. Cory Gillespie 162.
3. Trevor Bogus 163.
13-17 Boys Flight
1. Daniel McElwain, 180.
2. Alec Hale, 195.
3. Matt McLaughlin, 218.
13-17 Girls Flight
1. Reiley Waldo, 189.
Boys/Girls 10-12 Flight (18 holes)
1. Caleb Newman, 97.
2. Lance Townsend, 107.
3. Kyle Pritchard, 113
Juniors 9 and under Flight (18 holes)
1. Calan Barnhardt, 118.
2. Hayden Vickers, 141.
Closest to the hole winners
Hillcrest Womens Golf Association Tuesday Ladies Day, July 31:
1. Team of Aimee Fladt, Laurel Waters and Marilyn Fiala, 136.
1. Team of Daphne DAgostino, Susanne Yeager, Charlotte Fischer and Sharon White, 143.
1. Team of Jean Thweatt, Nancy Sofka and Donnell Deane, 62.
2. Team of Pam Henkels, Shelia Morig and Emily Robertson, 174.
Coatal Chemical will stage its tournament Friday at Hillcrest, while Pine Valley Church will host a tournament of its own at Hillcrest on Sunday
The Durango Dermatology Skins Game and Progressive Best Ball will be held Saturday at Hillcrest Golf Club.
Monday will see the Four-Corners Pro-Am at Hillcrest, with Dalton Ranch hosting the Junior Club Championship on Tuesday.
The Tee Cup Ladies Invitational will take place Tuesday at Conquistador Golf Course in Cortez. The Blue Star Mothers Benefit tournament will be held Friday and Saturday at San Juan Country Club in Farmington.
Dave Bray has covered the local golf scene for 31 years. He can be reached at email@example.com.