This scene captured by Herald photographer Steve Lewis lens begged for a humorous caption. So, on Fridays Page 3A, we asked readers to write a worthy pun. Here are some of the top contenders we received in response to our solicitation:
She doesnt eat much, and doesnt talk back either, Sharon Moyer.
Frozen pedestrian gets assistance from local good Samaritan, Susannah Standal.
I promise not to use you for target practice, Debra Lehl.
I thought a few drinks might loosen her up, Nancy Strait.
Thats the most uptight woman Ive ever seen, Nancy Strait.
Dummy-rights activists protest mannequin control proposals, Jack Turner.
I told you that ice was too thin on that pond! Kay Neal.
And the winner is ...
This is not what I had in mind when I signed up for Match.com, Debra Lehl.
(For the record, heres the actual caption: Steve Vittetow, a member of the Colorado Bowhunters Association, traverses Main Avenue with a mannequin to be used to display camouflage clothing at a CBA banquet this weekend.)