Tips, serious and not, for keeping squirrels away

Tips, serious and not, for keeping squirrels away

The squirrel-proof bird feeder protects your bird seed from persistent squirrels. The owner can adjust the feeder to close its seed ports based on the weight of the intruder standing on the perch ring.

Tips, serious and not, for keeping squirrels away

The squirrel-proof bird feeder protects your bird seed from persistent squirrels. The owner can adjust the feeder to close its seed ports based on the weight of the intruder standing on the perch ring.
Some entertaining suggestions

Dig a moat around your feeder. Fill it with piranha.
Trap squirrels and send them to Antarctica.
Encourage your neighbors – and what the heck, your local government – to use drones to monitor and, ahem, deal with squirrels.
Buy a squirrel costume. Parade around your yard wearing it. Squirrels can’t figure out what in the world is going on and it drives them away.
Buy some lasers and set up a hologram show in your yard. Make holograms of cats and hunters.
Cry. Maybe the squirrel will feel sorry for you and go away.

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