How to tell right from wrong in America, a public service announcement from Project 2025: When you don’t want to pay your bills, just ask yourself, “What would Trump do?” When you see a chance to cheat, ask yourself, “What would Trump do?” When you don’t like someone, ask yourself, “What nasty name would Trump call them?” When you know the truth but don’t like it, just ask yourself, “What lie would Trump tell?” When you can’t decide between reading the Bible, using it for a photo op or selling it for your own profit, just ask yourself, “What would Trump do?” When you want a woman but she doesn’t want you, ask yourself, “What would Trump do?” When you see a disabled person, ask yourself, “How would Trump mock them?”
Looking at things this new MAGA way helps me understand the freedom we voted for and by which I can now live my life. Surely, Trump has been anointed by God to free us all from the confines of an outdated and inconvenient morality. Now, join me and raise your voices in the new MAGA Doxology – Praise Trump from whom all blessings flow. Praise him all Trumpers here below. Praise him above the rest of us. Praise Trump, second coming of Jesus! Yay-men!
Ted Wright
Durango
